ED-209
ED-209 character illustration by Marten Go
MEMORABLE QUOTES:
•  "Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply."
•  "You now have fifteen seconds to comply. You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9... you have five seconds to comply..."
•  "four... three... two... one... I am now authorized to use physical force!"
BIXBY SNYDER
Bixby Snyder & girls illustration by Preserved Dragons Marten Go
MEMORABLE QUOTES:
•  "Well, hey, can I have ya both?"
•  "I'd buy that for a dollar."
ANN LEWIS
Ann Lewis illustration by Marten Go
MEMORABLE QUOTES:
•  "Sorry, Sarge. I fucked up."
•  "Murphy. It's you!"
•  "Murphy... I'm a mess..."
BOB MORTON
Bob Morton illustration by Preserved Dragons Marten Go
MEMORABLE QUOTES:
•  "Lose the arm."
•  "You're going to be a bad motherfucker!"
•  "I fucking love that guy!"
•  "Smart is so sexy."
•  "The fuck are you doing!? Do you know who I am?"
TAWNEY
Tawney illustration by Preserved Dragons Marten Go
MEMORABLE QUOTES:
•  "You know, sometimes I could just think of something... and it could just get me so horny."
•  "Bob... Bob, save some for me."
CHANDRA
Chandra illustration by Preserved Dragons Marten Go
MEMORABLE QUOTES:
•  "There's just something about the way it sounds... Vice President. It just turns me on."
•  "Yep. And you need lots of stimulation, Bobby."
•  "Gee Bobby... bye. You gonna call me?"
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