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CHARACTER PROFILES

JOHN McCLANE    1  2
John McClane Version 1 character illustration by Marten Go
MEMORABLE QUOTES:
•  "Jesus! Fuckin' California!"
•  "Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass."
•  "Welcome to the party, pal."
HANS GRUBER
Hans Gruber illustration by Marten Go
MEMORABLE QUOTES:
•  "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
•  "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."
•  "Clay, Bill Clay."
KARL VRESKI
Karl Vreski illustration by Preserved Dragons Marten Go
MEMORABLE QUOTES:
•  "We are both professionals. This is personal."
•  "I don't want neutral. I want dead."
•  "No one kills him but me!"
TONY VESKRI
Tony Veskri illustration by Preserved Dragons Marten Go
MEMORABLE QUOTES:
•  "The fire has been called off, my friend. No one is coming to help you. You might as well come out and join the others. I promise I won't hurt you."
•  "You won't hurt me. Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen."
THEO
Theo illustration by Preserved Dragons Marten Go
MEMORABLE QUOTES:
•  "Oh, my God! The quarterback is toast!"
•  "You didn't bring me along for my charming personality."
•  "You bet your ASS I wish to proceed."
FRITZ
Fritz illustration by Preserved Dragons Marten Go
MEMORABLE QUOTES:
•  "They're using artillery on us!"
•  "We have to do something, Hans."
•  "A security guard we missed?"
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