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• "My friends call me Sonny. I'm Italian."
• "Have a nice day, knucklehead."
• "This is just like Detroit!"
• "I used to be Italian. Now I'm a Buddhist."
• "Travis, inner and outer labia?"
• "Bartender this isn't hot enough. Irish coffee's supposed to be hot!"
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